INSTALLING HUSBAND

INSTALLING HUSBAND

(I copied this from a friend's blog. Thought it was pretty funny!)


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate..




DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

- Tech Support

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horse races

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Auntie April

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Adelia and Sally

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Savannah and Sally

Savannah's proudest moment!
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Sage and the Ladybug

We have a few ladybugs that live in our window and Sage loves them. She will climb on the couch and play with them on the window. She caught one the other day and played with it for a while. She loved it and it crawled all over her. Adelia thought that it was gross that Sage would touch a bug, and when it started crawling on her Dell was screaming the hole time.

Brian's latest project

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MY NEW CAR!

We are so happy not to be smashed into a car. Our new van has been so nice,
WE LOVE IT!

Vannah took this picture all by her self, i cant help but
laugh every time i look at it.

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A pile of kids and dogs

Savannah got into more make-up, yes she is trying to be a cat.

Help us all....

Adelia has my camera and she knows that she is not suppost to use it and Savannah is teaching Sage how to make funny faces.

Brian and Bucky

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Grandma Betsy

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